Ram and the Ham

by | Nov 28, 2017 | Random fiction story

This is really just a random fiction story that popped into my head. It is short, so you won’t have to sit here for hours.

Ram was not an extraordinary ram. And he didn’t change, either. Usually, stories would say, ” Ram was an extraordinary ram. He did XXX, didn’t do XXX, and more.” But in MY story, Ram was a normal, ordinary ram. Even after this story, Ram didn’t change. He never had a “life-changing experience.” That’s why this story is short. If Ram were to have a “life-changing experience,” then this would be a LOOOOOOONG story. So, once upon a time, there was a ram named Ram.

Ram lived on a Ramfarm. Ram liked eating carrots. One day, the Ramfarm owners gave Ram a spoiled carrot. PPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!! Ram sneezed. He honked. He yowled. He spit. Ram refused to eat another carrot ever again.

The Ramfarm Owners had to give him ham instead. Ram just wouldn’t eat anything else! One day, the Ramfarm owners gave Ram a spoiled ham. PPPPPPPTTTTTTTTBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!! Ram sneezed. He honked. He yowled. He spit. Ram refused to eat another ham again.

THE END